11 NOV 3301
Authorities in the Epsilon Indi system have reported a dramatic increase in smuggling over the past week. Station personnel at London Relay – believed to be the focus of the smuggling activity – declined to provide specifics, but an anonymous source at the starport said:
"Apparently a group called 'Revolution Incorporated' put out a request for explosives, which is why there's been a spike. Of course, the station authorities don't want people to know the station is full of explosives, especially with the summit conference starting soon, but I gather the response to the request was pretty enthusiastic."
The Federal Times approached Revolution Incorporated for a response to this statement, but received only a brief, cryptic reply:
"People have started to forget about old Guy and his friends. We think it's time someone reminded them."